Hi there, I'm Oliver. Let me tell you a story, I don't know why I have to tell it but I know what it means. Actually, I don't know what it means.
Anyway, I was kidnapped. By who? I didn't know at first either, but then I found out, it's someone one I know. He's not your regular kidnapper. He's tall, muscular, rich, popular, and a bully. Yup, you guessed it right, my bully Jake. *Sigh* Yeah, I don't know why he bullies me. And sure as hell don't know why he'd kidnap me! I mean, I'm not the best looking guy, I'm "weird," and I'm NOT popular, nor a jock for that matter. I have FLIPPIN NODDLE AMRS!
Hold on, before I continue with this "story," let me tell you something. I'm NOT gay! If anything, I despise gays... Whoa whoa, that's a little far, I don't hate them, I'm just not gay. In fact, my bestfriend is gay, she's lesbian. Her name is Ellie.
My mom, she loves me, my dad, he also loves me... Ish. And that's about all you need to know before I tell you about my kidnapper. Jake.
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.