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"Normal Day, No?"

Reads 1,065
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Parts 12
Time 28m

Reads 1,065
Votes 31
Parts 12
Time 28m

Mature

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This story is based on a headcannon I made of Q!Philza (QSMP). Basically, the what it is: It's a regular day on the QSMP, philza gets up, farms for a bit, builds for a bit, but somethings unusual.. Philza goes on a mini adventure because the eggs are sleeping, and about 20k blocks away. One of the mimic code monsters shows up but as a player instead of an egg. It's impersonating Etolies. ANYWAYS STORY TIMEEE. Oh god.. goodbye motivation..

Warnings:
Bloodshed
Murder
A mind controlled Philza
Spoilers!!!!!
The code bitch
Ships?
⚠️ You've been warned ⚠️.

(Not my art! &lt;3)

....

I hope you enjoyed my story :)
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