hp x chaos | where everything is wrong
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Last published Fri, Oct 27, 2023
harry potter x chaos on drugs spinning around a room trying to put the tail on the donkey but it ends up on the ceiling???
where everything is so, so, so wrong.
❝ it's basically a loop, isn't it? ❞
❝ ...yes. ❞
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"This is all your bloody fault, Malfoy." When an accidental spell throws Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy back in time to the Marauder's era, they are forced to work together to save everyone from a potentially fatal time mishap. But one run-in with Lily Evans and the Marauders changes it all: suddenly, Hermione and Draco are fake-dating, and to make matters worse, a prophecy is issued that names the two as the only hope to defeat the Dark Lord. Will they be able to set aside their differences before Voldemort takes over - this time maybe for forever? Or will the Gryffindor Princess and Slytherin Prince be the ultimate demise of everyone? Disclaimer: All rights go to JK Rowling. HR: #2 | 5/15/2018 | harrypotter #1 | 2/7/19 | hermionegranger #1 | 9/16/2018 | dramione #1 | 10/21/18 | dracomalfoy #1 | 5/8/2018 | jamespotter #1 | 5/9/2018 | siriusblack #1 | 7/9/2019 | wattpride #1 | 12/4/2020 | lilyevans #2 | 8/9/2018 | remuslupin #2 | 5/1/2020 | time #6 | 8/4/2018 | friendship Cover: No idea who took the pic, please DM if you know! hi so I wrote this as like a CHILD sorry feel free to enjoy tho LMAOO
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