Good Omens - To The World - Strange Usual

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Parts 3
Time 45m

Reads 230
Votes 13
Parts 3
Time 45m

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 1 AND 2 OF GOOD OMENS! 
    
    Hey, sad omens! Come with me as I lick the wounds inflicted by Neil Gayman. 
    
    This story starts out right at the moment in the first image, just before Aziraphale goes up to heaven. Everything that canonically happens after that is basically thrown out the window here. 
    
    This story is going to get spicy (next part!) but it's definitely more of a slow burn. This was originally 3 parts in my head and now, if I pushed myself it could easily be 10+. I'm brand new to this fandom and I'm in too deep if you're reading this send help. 
    
    Just to clarify a couple things - I know they're not actually "real" men, but the term is occasionally useful here. I also couldn't really find anything conclusive on uh.. Certain bodily functions and/or anatomy, but again, the default of human male anatomy is useful to further the plot. I appreciate your suspended beliefs here, because I won't lie it was difficult to write human attributes to supernatural beings. Just roll with it for the sake of the smooches like I do, yeah? 
    
    Anyway, I hope there's someone out there who finds this entertaining, as I've had so much fun with the story so far. Thanks for taking the time to check this out and enjoy! 
    
    
    (special thanks to Chopin, TVU, Hozier, Queen, MM, MCR, the Good Place, Twitter and Tumblr fandom, as well as Neil Gaiman, Michael Sheen and David Tennant for fleshing out their characters. I do not own any of the images used for this, they're ones found on Twitter or Google.)All Rights Reserved

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SPOILERS FOR SEASON 1 AND 2 OF GOOD OMENS!

Hey, sad omens! Come with me as I lick the wounds inflicted by Neil Gayman.

This story starts out right at the moment in the first image, just before Aziraphale goes up to heaven. Everything that canonically happens after that is basically thrown out the window here.

This story is going to get spicy (next part!) but it's definitely more of a slow burn. This was originally 3 parts in my head and now, if I pushed myself it could easily be 10+. I'm brand new to this fandom and I'm in too deep if you're reading this send help.

Just to clarify a couple things - I know they're not actually "real" men, but the term is occasionally useful here. I also couldn't really find anything conclusive on uh.. Certain bodily functions and/or anatomy, but again, the default of human male anatomy is useful to further the plot. I appreciate your suspended beliefs here, because I won't lie it was difficult to write human attributes to supernatural beings. Just roll with it for the sake of the smooches like I do, yeah?

Anyway, I hope there's someone out there who finds this entertaining, as I've had so much fun with the story so far. Thanks for taking the time to check this out and enjoy!

(special thanks to Chopin, TVU, Hozier, Queen, MM, MCR, the Good Place, Twitter and Tumblr fandom, as well as Neil Gaiman, Michael Sheen and David Tennant for fleshing out their characters. I do not own any of the images used for this, they're ones found on Twitter or Google.)

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