Twilight (I'm pretty sure)
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  • Parts 31
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  • Reads 291
  • Votes 4
  • Parts 31
  • Time 6h 9m
Ongoing, First published Aug 08, 2023
I have never watched Twilight. I have never read Twilight. I know like 3 things about the series and that is the characters' names, the fact that it's a romance about a vampire and one of my friends mentioned Baseball. I just tried to write what I assumed takes place in the book. Then the process took over me, and the next think I knew I was waking up in a pool of sweat in the dark, the dim glow of my laptop blinding me, as if I was seeing God's light for the first time. The fanfiction materialised in front of me. Some of it was very ironic. A very worrying portion of it wasn't. But in the end it took over my life. I can't explain it but every single sentence and moment in this is an elaborate joke, and if you don't get it then you're just not smart enough to comprehend the level of satire I am operating on. Sorry.
TW // Gore, alcoholism, kissing, verbal abuse, Timothee Chalamet
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