Twilight (I'm pretty sure)
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Last published Wed, Aug 16, 2023
I have never watched Twilight. I have never read Twilight. I know like 3 things about the series and that is the characters' names, the fact that it's a romance about a vampire and one of my friends mentioned Baseball. I just tried to write what I assumed takes place in the book. Then the process took over me, and the next think I knew I was waking up in a pool of sweat in the dark, the dim glow of my laptop blinding me, as if I was seeing God's light for the first time. The fanfiction materialised in front of me. Some of it was very ironic. A very worrying portion of it wasn't. But in the end it took over my life. I can't explain it but every single sentence and moment in this is an elaborate joke, and if you don't get it then you're just not smart enough to comprehend the level of satire I am operating on. Sorry.
TW // Gore, alcoholism, kissing, verbal abuse, Timothee Chalamet
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Hoping for the best, 𝐈𝐯𝐲 𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 moves to small-town Forks, Washington to live with her half-brother, Beaufort Swan. As she's getting situated in her new school, she meets the one and only 𝐄𝐝𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧, also known as "The hair." Over time, she starts to get these visions from a past life with Edward, or should I say 𝐂𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐃𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐲. How will these visions affect their relationship? Read to find out... ≪∞≫ "𝙸 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛, 𝙸𝚟𝚢. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎 '𝙲𝚎𝚍', 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚍." ≪∞≫ (Twilight X HP crossover) • Edward Cullen X Female OC • Pinterest board & Spotify playlist for this story can be found in the link below my bio! :) 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗥: Anything you recognize from Harry Potter or Twilight go to J.K. Rowling & Stephenie Meyer. I don't own any of the gifs. Some mature words. No, you may not use the edits or characters that I've created for your own projects. All memes were found on Pinterest. I don't own them. • Cover made by 𝙢𝙚 • Started: 12/05/2020 Published: 12/20/2020 Completed: 05/14/2023 Edited: 10/18/2023
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