Shoot the Messenger

Hermes is the Greek God of information, but his ambition is to live the life of a lazy deadbeat. His hopes shattered the day his uncle punches Zeus for not having enough snu-snu time. Zeus betrays Hermes by kicking him out of Mount Olympus to do non-consensual free labor for his uncle, who rules the underworld.

Hermes starts his new life, whom he has his ex to thank, by meeting a grandbrother with stinky feet, bird people, and an unemployed lizardman. When the Morai sends Hermes to guide the soul of a slave about to die at the Agora, a beautiful woman thwarts his plans. The concerned woman sees Hermes speaking to the lifeless body of the slave and calls for her brother's attention.

A youthful, brash man suddenly approaches Hermes and, shortly after accessing the situation, immediately alerts his bodyguards. Hermes wasn't exactly the most famous among his siblings, and explaining his origins inconveniences Hermes since he has places he needs to be. So, of course, there is no choice but to-RUN. Besides, the last thing Hermes wants is a bunch of mortals manhandling his delicate arms to a prison cell.

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Title: Behead the Uglifiers