The PINGU Files

Listen:If you are reading this they probably attacked already.This is my journal to help you out.Your probably thinking:Who are these people?They are the one and only:Illuminati.Yes they attacked on 2035.I am currently almost dead,but to cheer you up:make a mess of confetti.They HATE confetti.Why you may ask?Because it's there weakness.They probably banned it,but if you look in the back of this book there is about 50 packets of confetti.Now I might still be alive,but in a coma....yeah if you do get caught and put in jail,please go into the sleep room on floor 3,ONLY if you try to escape.If you see a black haired man,please set him free,I'm that man and I might tell you more.Then you should visit the weapons rack on floor2,they should have weapons to fight the illuminati.Then you should vist the library and go to the mystery section.Then just pull out all the books and you may find a secret room.I don't know what is in there but it's probably important.I'll have to let you go for now.