A Purrfect Match!~

crack fic
read at your own risk

Hey there! My name's Samuel and my friend and I thought of this ABSOLUTE CRACK SHIP because we have a headcannon that Jade is a meth dealer. (i know, crazy) We thought up this shit at 2:21am on fcin' Tuesday.. lord knows what crack we were on, but it exists now I guess.

Read with caution ⚠️

This fic includes the following; Absolute Trey and Crowley bashing, Igniocta + Sebek + Riddle and Che'nya (They're all one big friend group). Ships include: Chenjade, Florid, and Idiazul. + Best friends Sebek and Ortho. Don't like what you see here? Click off. ❤️ thanks for reading!

Chapter 1, Chapter 3 - Samuel [👾]
Chapter 2, Chapter 4(?) - Nova [💫]

for the people who actually like this crack ship:
idk how long this will be discontinued for if you actually enjoy this sorry <:p