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heck idkwhatimdoing tenwordsofwisdom twow

ten words of wisdom crackbook to get the wiggles out (hyperfixations go brrrrr sometimes)

anyways expect a bunch of books being idiots, tantusar being the tired dad of everyone, and alexlion0511 being literally everywhere because i am way too biased

oh and my sidekicks au too (in other words it's midnight light going basically insane after juhmatok quit)



fun fact: the creation of the cover basically came from me about to draw some vent art, but when i got everything to, i was randomly fine (that happens sometimes) so i just drew alex t-posing to assert his dominance as my favourite twower lmaoAll Rights Reserved

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"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] by lazyazz_bijj

Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.

Tyler Talk [Complete] by KillerCatZiller

The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.

$bad girl coven {lumity band au} by who_is_aesthetic$

book 1 Luz Noceda gets into fights constantly in her home town. so her mother, Camila, sends her to live with a old friend of hers named Eda until her next school year is over. Luz has to attend Hexside High, a prestigious boarding school in Bonesborough. Luz has always had a thing for music and money, so she decides to create a band since she has to be stuck there. Amity Blight goes to Hexside High, she is the next to own her family's multimillion business. although she has always had more of a liking to singing then creating home defense systems. she has a secret not many know about, besides her siblings of course. and she accidentally flirts with none other than the new student. human band AU. contains; sexual context, alcoholic beverages, smoking, and cursing. (beta lumity is their older versions while their cannon looks is them when they were younger) i do not own any of the characters. all credit goes to Dana and her team. we made #1 on lumity, toh, luz noceda, owl house, amity, band au, amityxluz, hooty, amity blight, the owl house, luzxamity, emira, and boshca tags! ❤️❤️

Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK by TheDarkMistress16

The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner* 3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images. 4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine. 7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).

Tommyinnits Unbeatable Method Of Avoiding Sudden Death by JustThatAvian

Before we start, the story nor characters belong to me. This was originally written by Enellii on Ao3 if they see this and wants me to take it down I will. Cover art doesn't belong to me either, I got it directly from Google, but will never claim it as mine.

Lumity on crack and dumb shit by Depressed_lumity_fan

The cover art isn't mine and idk who made it. This is just i book i write in when i am bored. I call tham shitshots. shitshots are like oneshots but shit. Also the writing in this is shit accomplished #18 in amityxluz #1 in blightsexual #11 in dumb #3 in luzbian #28 in AmityBlight #162 in theowlhouse

"Goodbye Curly Head" by NUmaker

Through thick and thin the Law shall prevail. A new sense of purpose awaits us, children of light, in the land where it all began. The darkness in which we once cowered in fear, now curbed by the might of our endless light. Come, brothers, come, sisters. Let there be peace among the wicked, just as the Law dictates. Peace and certainty is all that you have ever longed for, little angel. A bright, stable future. A roof without holes above thy head. Acknowledgement and recognition of thy existence, feverish dreams of grandeur. Greed born from yearning, treacherous vines of rapacity taint your innocent soul. You seek a future that does not exist. Let thy fingers hold the fragile line between dream and nightmare. Let thy light navigate the path. Shall thee give in and falter, O' land of old, envelop his body in thy unending flame of chaos. Spit out nothing but an empty husk, the remnants of a smile once so bright. Shall thee prevail, O', Great Kazdel, I ask of you, the impossible - take mercy on the innocent. Don't let the radiance dim and don't let the mind turn bleak. Wake, young traveler. Bid thy farewells and burn thy bridges. It's time to say goodbye, curly head. Cross post from AO3. For a shorter and more on-point description, look no further! I had something silly written up before throwing it out in exchange for that wall of text upstairs. It's a little story "about a young, dumb sankta who's been dealt a bad hand at life, looking for his place in all this mess. The pointless search for a better future leads him far, far away from home, to a country forever ravaged by war and misery - Kazdel, the promised land where devils roam free and peace feels out of place." Anyway, it's quite lengthy, but hopefully enjoyable? Slide a comment if you want, I'll give you a tiny kiss on the forehead. Man, do I love comments. (Lastly, to point out, English is not my native language, but I don't think it'll be much of an issue ;3)

Sanscest OneShots by ShadowSketchFlims

This is my first book so bare with me, btw I call the narrator Twister. I'm back btw I own don't of the characters in this book expect Pencil and Twister, also I don't do requests, Wanrings:Sex,Cussing,And PARENTING lol, no art in this book is mine, btw the cover is mine because it's a picture of my cats, Dreamtale is are made by Jokublog, Inktale is made by Comyet, Underswap is made by P0pc0rn Pr1nce, Killertale is made by Rahafwabas, Xtale is made by Jael Penloza p/Jakei95, Errortale is made by Crayon Queen, Dusttale is made by Ask-DustTale, Horrortale is made by Sour Apple Studios, Shattered is made by Zu-Is-Here, SwapFell and his AU is made by KH, FellSwap and his AU is made by Jot, Undertale (or commonly known as Classic) is made by Toby Fox (I salute you), Underfell is made by Fella/Vic, Reapertale is made by Ren, Aftertale is made by LoverofPiggies, Abysstale is made by Meta-Kaz, Lusttale is made by Neil Summerour, google doesn't give be a answer for who made SD Dream his multiverse and same goes for DS Dream , StoryShift is made by Volta, Asylumtale is made by Furgemancs (sorry if I spelt that wrong), Google doesn't give me a answer to who made birdtale, ScienceTale is made by TalkingSoup, this is according to google. sorry if I got any wrong.

[风情 | FengQing]: You Are Giving Me Christmas In Mid-Summer [TGCF ABO Universe] by __omoiyari__

Naturally, Feng Xin always had huge fun with that hilarious bickering. He always thought that his fights with his own Omega were fundamental, crucial, catastrophic, and he hated the deplorable Beta's guts for laughing at them, whenever they fought at the bar. But observing his best friend's drama was highly amusing to him, and he would often exclaim: - Damn! It was worth coming in to work today just to see that dumbass beg on his knees in front of Dianxia! Mu Qing was just biting his lips, and doing his best to stay out of it all. He just craved for everyone to be getting along, with zero drama preferably. One more year in his life was rolling over, and, as he was maturing, some deeper instincts started awaking. He didn't know for sure, but he felt - those were motherly instincts. Yes, he felt it, that fierce instinct to literally steal a part of his Alpha, bury it deep inside himself, in a soft, safe, warm place, where it could grow, and thrive, sprout, blossom. Grow fully, and become a treasure. They both relaxed into their relationship, and slowly got used to each other more, even in the aspects of their sex, and it was a cozy, calm life, but still - he felt this gaping emptiness. ♤♡◇♧ soo, this is the epic sequel to {{ FengQing: This Is Why Birthdays Are The Best!}}! some of the stuff inside might be confusing for you if you haven't read the first book. but i guess you could ask - i will answer. ~ - Alternate/ Modern/ Soulmates Universe - Also: A/B/O universe🔞 ~ Feng Xin ֎Alpha [α] Mu Qing ֎ Omega [Ω] ~ Xie Lian ֎ Alpha [α] Hua Cheng ֎ Beta [β] ~ art used inside is official TGCF art. all images are from Pinterest, Instagram and Tumblr. book cover is temporary, until i make a new one. no FengQing artist would let me use their art, coz everyone's a fucking asshole these days, so yea. it will be my own work, lol, or AI. ~ just like all my books, content is mature. you have been warned.

An Eternity Awaiting (A Beta Human Lumity AU) by FleebDeeb

"Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong." Its been a long time, since Luzs mother died. She sent Luz to camp, but passed away while Luz was gone. She was bullied. Relentlessly. Though she was eventually found and adopted by the woman she now considers a mom. Escaping the torture of her old town, finding peace in a new house. Shes made her friends, and has slowly moved past her old scars, though shes never really told anyone about her past. What happens once she finds the person that makes her want to tell her everything about herself? Now on AO3 King is Luz's adoptive brother and Eda & Raines Bio son I do not own The Owl House or it's characters, the rights to that are owned by Disney and Dana Terrace Has underage drinking (I do not condone underage drinking), light smut, (making out and one instance of implied "relations" but no actual smut) drug usage, and smoking I didn't create the cover art I can't draw for shit so none of the pictures are mine #1 in Beta Luz 9/6/22 - 11/8/22 #30 in Lumity 2/25/24 #38 TOH 7/11/24 #1 Beta Lumity 5/24/24 - 5/30/24 #42 The Owl House 9/3/24

Moments Worth Facepalming in Percy Jackson Fanfics by Chilea

Just typical stupid things I see in PJO fanfics. [Warning: Contains satire. If you can't handle that, then don't read. Literally not PC at all so just... be warned] ||Cover made by @lostamongstars|| Most Accomplished: #46 in Humor © Copyright ~ 2014-2022 ~ Chilea Kashé.

『Best Friends Know Each Other the Most』「Ruv x Reader」DISCONTINUED by PineSapTea

You were never officially adopted but Boyfriend and his mother decided you were his older sibling so you just accepted it. You would walk into the church sometimes and talk or pray with Sarvente. She was nice and friendly, the bubbly personality will always put a smile on your face. Then, you met Ruv and you three became best friends. After that, drama, drama, drama, bla bla bla usual fanfic climaxes. :] enjoy, or not, it's your choice! Cover Art: Me! Book by: Me of course, who else? This book was created because of a few people on YouTube asked me to continue a little headcanon about Ruv I typed in. I decided it would be nice to give them a little story since they suggested I make it into a story. If you are here from YouTube, ayo, nice to meet you again!

The Son Of Optimus Prime {Tfp-book 1} by Punk-Ghost

It's the son of Optimus prime, this takes place when they just got there new base on earth and are hiding/at the very start of the tfp series and or season. I will possibly rewrite this story later on, so if you do like it please tell me and I will make it better Also I know, it's shitty writings but I promise the second book will be and is 10 times better.

gussy's crackfic 🥺 by gusssssssssssssssss

this is a very sigma very inspirational very zesty crackfic that I am creating >:3 none of this is meant to be taken seriously. this will include multiple fandoms such as: tbhk, genshin impact, hunter x hunter, pjsk, and more... I'm scared of what I have created :D am I sane? no. absolutely not.. so expect chaos...😭😭😭 the epic cover for this fic was created by the all mighty organ consumer!!! >:3 (THE COVER IS ALSO SATIRE PLS BAHWHEJRK-) i think my brain was in the washing machine when i wrote this... #1 in #benis apparently what the freak- (or #2, wattpad is tweaking... 😭😭😭)

Ultimately Unlucky (2p! Hetalia x reader) by delectablechaos

This is a story I've finished and decided to upload onto here after editing. The main character gets trapped in their school after hours with their three friends and two teachers. The problem is, the 2ps also happen to be there, scouting out the school in order to attack their 1ps, who also attend the school. The main character and her friends must escape from the building, avoiding the 2ps, who are intent on killing them all before they go to the cops. credit for the cover goes to moriar-tea.tumblr.com

Love, Hard Drugs, and Other Things [ON HOLD!] by sheer_but_not_fabric

[ON HOLD BECAUSE LIFE LMAO] A truth or dare game gone right?! Gone sexual!? Just kidding, gone wrong. Also‼️ The artist for the spicy cover pic is joleanart on tumblr 💗

Blast from the Future (Sonic Harem X Male Future Reader) by pyoroblue

200 years into the future, all is ravaged by the Flames of Disaster, or Iblis. Only 2 known people have been able to defeat it, and on multiple occasions too. However, during one such battle, a third party made itself known... This is the first story I've made, so don't expect really REALLY high quality things from this. Also, the cover of the book will change based on the current arc (IE: P-06 Cover Art for 06 Arc)

Into Wonderland by opossumollie

Mc is a human and goes by they/them and I tried to keep descriptions as vague as possible for people to insert themselves or an Oc into it! If I do miss anything (Accidentally mention gender, sexual orientation, hair color, skin color, hair mention at all) please comment so I can fix it immediately! My goal is to be able to have anyone be able to insert themselves in the story. This started off as a self insert so I might slip up and mention my own descriptors on accident and I would like to try to avoid that as much as possible! Essentially where Mc hops through each Twst story- some plot lines are followed completely,some are altered to fit my story (lets be honest here- only Heartslabyuls chapter is accurate to the story. The rest I twisted to make the villains the good guys which, I guess, is the exact plot of Twisted Wonderland.) Can be read separately but there are mentions of the previous stories. Cover art is by me (courtesy of absolute boredom in online school)

Perfect Fate ✔ by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Frost and Fire (+18) ✔️ by sakaimorwyn

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