Jazz Jacknationalist - Hellscape of Mission Impossible - Bettercallthisidiot

Jazz Jacknationalist - Hellscape of Mission Impossible

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Reads 18
Votes 3
Parts 7
Time 1h 16m

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Yet another shitpost, but this time, instead of it being loosely based on Hearts of Iron 4 and ULTRAKILL, we are following adventure of biggest Serbian nationalist from Florida, Zdenko Kotromanić, who finds himself in Ćele Kula with new mission, given from the mighty God himself: prevent Brad Pitt and filming yet another shitty sequel to that franchise.

In this adventure, he will be facing mental amalgations/retardations of various diversity, slavery, Brad Pitt and many other shitty references that author adds in because he feels like it suits the theme of work, but they quite indeed do not fit. 

So strap on, and be forced to listen to more Breaking Bad memes that are broken badly, and enjoy, this shitpost if you can.All Rights Reserved

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