*he giggles as he shoves chunks of moldy pee into your mouth* "eat this you stinky poo poo rat!!" He squeals as he jumps around on all fours charismatically like a sped up frog. As you try to wiggle out of the rope binding your limbs to the IKEA chair, he stops immediately and stares deeply into your eyes, in a shy and vulnerable way. "y-you would want to escape from your uwu daddy, wight? 😇" his face contorts and bends to look like the 😇 emoji. As his eyes lower from his head and glare back at your eyes, you freeze in horror. As he comes closer to you, staring and smiling at you as he readies himself to jump at you, you blink. When you open up your eyes, he's on the other side of the room, and your jaw feels... weird. "tehe, got your jaw!!" He holds up the fleshy bone up into the air and waves it around. As he shakes it, blood speckled his clothes, and dots his luscious hair. "Damn" you think. "This guy is actually kinda hot" as he nibbles on the bleeding end of your jawbone while sucking on his big toe, you stare in admiration at him for not letting the world make him be something different. He's his own person. And nobody can deny him that 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😙😙😙😙😜😜😜😜😜 thx for reading all my unicorn princesses!!! Make sure to stay royal 😎😎😜😜😜😌😌😌