50 little fuck-shits
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Last published Mon, Aug 21, 2023
America keeps having to leave or fall asleep in meeting, UN gets pissed, send some countryhumans To check on him, they find some things out.
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Austria-Hungary doesn't quite fit in, and neither does The German Empire. Both have the weight of their parents hoping for them to become the greatest empires in Europe. Together, they find peace amongst themselves and their families.
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