The Life of a Lifeless Teenager
  • Reads 3,597
  • Votes 119
  • Parts 110
  • Time 31h 8m
  • Reads 3,597
  • Votes 119
  • Parts 110
  • Time 31h 8m
Complete, First published Mar 15, 2015
Mature
Weirdness. That's the only word that describes the life of Jay Parker, an eighteen year old depressed student who's stuck in the absurd world called reality. The novel lacks an obvious plot, and each chapter has a different story, making it unconnected to one another. Each chapter tells the misadventures of Jay Parker, stories/poems that he wrote, and other surreal vignettes or dream sequences. The author has described this an experimental work of fiction that creates its own conventions through surrealism and dark humor.

Genre: Black comedy, Surreal Comedy, Satire

R-rated.

Update: Start from Chapter 21 to 48 for the relationship story-arc or at Chapter 66 to 81 for the realism story-arc where I removed the surreal aspects and make it more humorous while still maintaining autobiographical elements (this is where my writing skills really peaked). Chapter 82 onward is the Allison story-arc, telling the story of Jay's girlfriend Allison Hepburn and her absurd experiences with reality, marking the first time that Jay Parker is no longer the focal character, so as to maintain accuracy to the title (since Jay is now in his twenties).
All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
Sign up to add The Life of a Lifeless Teenager to your library and receive updates
or
Content Guidelines
You may also like
You may also like
Slide 1 of 10
How To Be The Best Third Wheel cover
Gonzales cover
"I HATE YOU!!!" | Dandy's World (Finn x Shrimpo) cover
ပြန်ရောက်လာတဲ့ ရှောင်ရှောင်းကျန့်က ရိပေါ်လေးကို ကွေးအောင်လုပ်မှာ cover
uconn wbb smutt cover
My Billionaire Master: How I Ended Up Marrying A Disabled CEO  cover
✧ °¤  𝗪𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗜𝗖𝗘  ˚˚✩•°•*⁀➷ cover
Dandy's World Gc🌼🌈 cover
Ang mutya ng section e cover
My Fake Boyfriend cover

How To Be The Best Third Wheel

97 parts Complete

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner