Class Clown
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Last published Sun, Mar 22, 2015
Jello my name is C.J Porter Im the class clown. I make smart ass comments,play pranks and am pretty much just a goof ball. So read on to join me and my best friend Alex who is a guy. So join us on our journey through high school.
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