I'm sick and tired of everyone awing over the Weasley twins. They're idiot pranksters and don't even try to do anything right. Can people not see that they're just trouble? It's been only a few WEEKS since they got to Hogwarts and they've already gotten a year's detention. I can't take my eyes of this one girl, but she doesn't seem to attract anyone else's notice. Why not? She's so smart and amazing and pretty and sarcastic and I wish she would notice ME. Everyone notices me but HER. I can't do anything, not even my pranks can get her attention. Disclaimers: - No canon Harry Potter characters are mine, all rights go to J.K Rowling. - The cover graphic was designed by me, but the picture is not mine. Unfortunately I do not know who to credit for that picture. - If you don't like it, don't read it. :) - This story is based on both the books and movies, google searches and my memory. If something is just canonically incorrect, don't be afraid to just tell me, I'll go back and fix it as soon as I can. - This is not a smut fic. I don't like writing it, so if that's what you are here for, you should probably click off.