Maybe if you didn't accidentally murder a few chickens, you wouldn't have been drafted into the emotional equivalent of war. This is the slice-of-life (with bonus near-death experiences) story of a villainess-in-progress who's just trying to keep her sanity intact-but unfortunately, the universe has other plans. Main goals: -Avoid becoming full-blown evil. -Befriend other lovable idiots. -Try not to kill anyone (on purpose). Fushiguro Megumi: A brooding enigma with the personality of a brick wall who thinks being mysterious makes him immune to your nonsense. Spoiler: it doesn't. Itadori Yuji. A match made in hell. So will he follow you if your last destination was in hell? (Theres texfic in this story) (the reader character is based on asa mitaka i know it sounds cracked as hell but i had an idea and im trying to deliver it) #nobetawedielikeeveryoneAll Rights Reserved