Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you. Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive. Naturally, things escalate. A lot. !Disclaimer! all characters belong to J.K Rowling This story belongs to Ailora on AO3 link to story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39003150/chapters/97558827
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