Everything according to the plan...(A Lobotomy Corporation Story)

"Hello, dear new employee. I am Angela, advisor and secretary and my role as an AI is to introduce you to your new workplace, please reserve your questions for later, as they will get answered throught your first day. Futhermore, I give you a warm welcome to Lobotomy Corporation. Here we live by the motto "Face the fear, Build the future" and we believe that you will stand up and live by those words, otherwise we will have to resign you from further working with us. Please enter throught the door to your left and wait for more instructions. I hope you get along with everyone and everything here, for your own good."