"I Hate You and I Want Your Friendship"

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One soggy book, wet hair, and Draco Malfoy! 
Harry Potter only wanted to buy a gift!
This is a flash-crack-fanfiction, and not to be taken seriously. 
This was written for a laugh only.All Rights Reserved

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𝙄 𝙃𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥
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𝙄 𝙃𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥
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