"Is a hot dog a sandwich?" And other unhinged 3 am essays

This is a collection of random essays I write when I can't sleep.
This is for shits and giggles, please do not take this too seriously.
Don't expect this to update often.
Don't expect this to have s+ tier grammar, i write these at the dead of night, I most likely won't have the best grammar.
You can debate with other people, just please don't go overboard.