Charmless Man - D. Albarn
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Last published Fri, Aug 14, 2026
*'Why didn't you call, Chris?'
His voice is numb, as though he's biting back strong emotion. There isn't a single expression on his face. He's blank.
But his eyes...
Those piercing, icy blue eyes that I fell in love with all those years ago tell me everything the rest of his face doesn't. He's still heartbroken after all this time. And so, I realise with a sudden wave of sadness, am I.*
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Christina Harvey loves music more than anything else in the world. Every song, chord and note holds so many memories. Memories of her dad, of her childhood and of her teenage romance with Damon Albarn. Her job as a music journalist means she is always telling stories about the songs that matter most to other people, but as Damon comes back into her life more and more, Chris begins to realise that maybe it was time her story was told too...
OR
Damon Albarn falls in love at fourteen with the girl with caramel hair and never gets over it.
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NOT RECOMMENDED FOR READERS UNDER THE AGE OF 18, contains mature content.
Stand alone fic, does not have any planned sequels/prequels.
Slow burn, estimated to have around 100 chapters.
Best rankings:
1st in #thebeatles (20/05/26)
1st in #britpop (05/06/26)
1st in #blurband (20/05/26)
1st in #daverowntree (20/05/26)
1st in #suede (20/05/26)
1st in #pulp (22/05/26)
2nd in #oasis (05/06/26)
2nd in #grahamcoxon (20/05/26)
Started: 27/03/26
Finished:
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