Llama With A Shotgun
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A really Really REALLY random story. (REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY RANDOM) WARNING: REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REAPLY REALLY random. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (Really)
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