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Murder, Talk no Jutsu and Other Easy Solutions

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feastsonyourmemes

akatsuki angeldust gaara haku hazbin hazbinhotel helluvaboss kabuto kakashi kankuro kiba naruto neji orochimaru poly polyamory reverseharem sai sasuke spidermoth utakata vaggie variousxreader yagura zabuza

*Discontinued because of lack of direction/Hazbin Hotel lore changes. Sorry to everyone that actually enjoyed this story*

Maria di Angelo just wanted to make a name as an assassin. Instead, she girlbossed a bit too hard and ended up halfway to fuck knows where.

Okay, that was a lie. She was in Naruto, and while she was... mildly upset about being dragged away from her friends and family in hell, she was still going to try to make the best of her situation

Fuck Danzo, screw the plot, she was going to rip this world and all it's bullshit apart. One canon event at a time.

(Or in which, Angel Dust's daughter gets stuck in Naruto after messing with Stolas Goetia's grimoire, and decides to fuck shit up. Featuring: Tiny!Sai, Alive!Haku and Zabuza, Badass!Konoha 12, Ninja Kids Actually Learning Shit, Good!Orochimaru, Simp!Kabuto, and more political nonsense than anyone should ever have to deal with)All Rights Reserved

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Flaming Hearts ~Dying Spark ~Book1 {REWRITE} by Namifangurl07

The demon breathed heavily as he struggled to keep himself steady. "How? . . . When?" "Hmpf," Miyuki only smirked at his way. "Next time, you should probably open your eye instead of your damn mouth." ******* The battles of life might be tough, but the greatest challenges will always lie within our hearts. Miyuki's life changed significantly after losing the one who was most precious to her. On top of that heartache, she now has to deal with her troublesome twin brother, Yusuke, and keep their chaotic family together in her best efforts at the age of fourteen. But then her life takes an unexpected turn when Yusuke gets hit by a car and then comes back as the new Spirit Detective. With new challenges and enemies along the way, Miyuki must stay strong and embark on adventures to keep her loved ones safe. Although, the Urameshi girl is in for a surprise of a lifetime as this new start might just reignite the dying flame within her and come back as the whole damn fire. . . ******* Yu Yu Hakusho: Ghost Files - Season 1: Spirit Detective Saga The story that many knows, but with twists and Original Characters into it's mix, one of them being the Sass Queen herself, Miyuki Urameshi, Yusuke's twin sister. ******* Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or the show's characters, only my OCs and my friends' OCs. Written by McFanNaomi (me) Edited by @Rosentic_xo ⚠️Warning: There will be heavy cursing, violence, blood and other stuff that you might not like, including heavy events that could be triggering. So read it with your own responsibility.⚠️

Hazbin Hotel: Back In Business by WillP0w3r

The Happy Hotel was made to help rehabilitate demons to help them get into Heaven. Unfortunately business hasn't been going anywhere. Until one day a teenage skeleton demon comes to the hotel. After years of being in Hell not knowing how or why he ended up in Hell he is eager to see if he can redeem himself to get into Heaven. Although he's optimistic about being redeemed he doubts he'll be able to. But there's two reasons he stays at the hotel: 1. Because he won't know if it works until he tries. And 2. Because he has fallen in love with the entertainment of the hotel. A balloon clown girl who has been hired as the entertainment of hotel by the mysterious Radio Demon has taken his heart. Willing to do whatever it takes to be redeemed he must also find a way to win the heart of a girl. Both may seem impossible but when you're as determined as him nothing is impossible. While businesses at the hotel is starting to gain momentum two polar opposite demons are doing everything they can to convince themselves they don't like the other. One is a sexy demon who works for Valentino and the other is a big fat demon who can't seem to stop eating. One lives in the lap of luxury and the other lives in what can only be described if a pig pen, an all you can eat buffet, and a dumpster had a baby. Both satisfied with the lives they live they can't help but feel different when around the other. Now they must decide if they'll go through the motions of their lives or give in and admit their love.

Happy/Hazbin hotel's special sponsor by Skullcat12345

(It take place prior to I.M.P's special sponsor) After Damian are his announcements and later making a commercial about I.M.P, Halo and Mary thought thing couldn't get any worse but Soon Dark gem X take notice of this and decided to sponsor Charlie'a hotel but the princess of hell had to fully convince him first and it won't me beast for her but she won't be alone as vaggie and a angelic special guest will lend a helping hand to help get X's approval. Will Charlie succeed or will her hopes and dreams get crush by X's judgement! (Disclaimer: I don't own hazbin hotel as its owned by viziepop and other things I show here belong y their respective owners, I only own my ocs)

The Tale of 2 Jinchuuriki by I_LOVE_GAARA-KUN-

‼️(DISCONTINUED/ BUT I SUMMARIZED THE ENDING)‼️ Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze During the attack of 10 of October...lady Kushina gives birth to Naruto, Haru and Suki. Naruto now being wielder of the Kyuubi's spirit, Haru with one half of it's chakra and Suki with the other are now named as hero's of the village!!!! But... now that the spirit is in Naruto, the villagers and his parents now see the poor boy as the spirit himself!!!! Meeting the kyuubi at age 3, Naruto tries his best to survive from the villagers and beatings from his parents. But Naruto's life changes when the Kazekage and his children come to the village to have an alliance meeting. Rasa meets Naruto and finds out about his life style. Wanting to break the new alliance he and the Hokage had agreed on is then convinced to take Naruto under his wing. Now changing Naruto's name to Menma. Menma is now going to the academy. Years later the chunnin exams are to take place in the leaf village much to the kazakage's disapproval. How will Minato and Kushina react to their downfall? Will Menma forgive them and spare them? Read to find out!!!! (Naruto GETS ADOPTED AU!! REVENGE AU! Naruto IS PART OF THE KAZEKAGE FAMILY AU!! NEGLECTIVE KUSHINA AND MINATO AU!! Naruto IS A TRIPLE!!) I OWN ONLY MY OC's NOTHING MORE!! (well a little in the plot but not much) Orochimaru never became rouge Itachi does kill his clan but leaves the little kids, infants, and children alive RASA/kazekage is NOT an asshole in this story. He is a kind, humorous, and awesome dad!! The first few chapters suck ass, but around the 5 chapter, it gets better. Believe it! Naruto x Hinata Shikamaru x Temari THIS IS NOT A GAANARU BOOK!!!! Enjoy -Sad_v_Face (used to be known as I_LOVE_GAARA-KUN-)

- ♡ || Reason to Stay || ♡ - [Angel Dust x Fem!Reader] by xxAstrixZxx

[COMPLETE] [Thanks for 100 followers!] [[READ DESCRIPTION]] ** MATURE CONTENT** Highest Rankings: - 1st in HazbinHotel - 1st in AngelDust - 1st in Fandom [DISCLAIMER: this book isn't an accurate story follow up from the Original Hazbin Hotel series, but it does happen in Hell. It's like an Alternate Universe in a way from the Canon Hazbin Series. I may get some facts and events wrong cuz this book was fully published in Oct 2018] "Surely there must've been a mistake... why am I here?" (y/n) asked herself, afraid of why and how she ended up in this terrible place... Will she find a way out of Hell? or will she accept her fate and truly become a demon? [In this story, Angel is Bisexual btw, NOT GAY like the cannon. So if you don't like things such as Drag Queens, Drugs, Alchohol, and LGBTQ+ , then this story isn't for you. I get that he is gay, and only straight for pay, but as said above, this book is NOT accurate to the Hazbin Hotel Series. Its just out of my own imagination for readers to indulge and enjoy] Story by me. Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel 20/10/2018 - 8/11/2018

Rays of the Sun of 5 Nations by SeneTisViola

What if Sasuke had killed Naruto after all? The blonde would never become Hokage, he did not marry Hinata, he had no children... Or have he... What if Naruto and Hinata got drunk and slept together at one of their teachers' birthday party? What if Hinata were pregnant later? But she never told him... What if Naruto decides to look after his friends' children after his death? What if the kids get attached to him? What if they see in him and get more parental love from him than from their biological parents? After the war, Hinata married Kiba and had two more children with him, twins. Boruto, Naruto's son, was forced by his „parents" to learn and use genjutsu so that no one would find out that he was not Kiba's son. Boruto knew from childhood that he was not Kiba's son, but he did not know who he was and what happened to his biological father. But one day something went wrong, and through the fun of the younger siblings, the truth emerged. What if he decide to leave the village after learning some things about his father from his best friend? Shikamaru is happy with it, it is exactly as Naruto said, "There will be a day when they meet, they will be family, a day when I can show myself calmly. Sounds impossible? But it will be so, even if only as a spirit, soul, angel yet I'm not going to leave them alone! Believe it, dattebayo!" What if it's not only "What if" but it really happened?

How To Be Heartless? (Book One) by RulerOfCats

Ħɵω Ʈɵ ɮϵ ĦεαяϮհϵςς Theoretically, Itadori Sana should have been an amazing ninja. Top in her class, photographic memory, the ability to disassociate due to sheer embarrassment. If being a shinobi was all about theory, Sana was basically a sannin. But one can't be a theoretical ninja. Unfortunately, apparently, you actually have to be able to do a Jutsu well. Coming from a noble family, failure isn't an option, but Sana was a genius. How hard should it be to become a ninja without the ability of, well, talent? How hard is it for the girl who went through her entire life lying to her rich, judgmental, high-class family about her talents, to pass one exam? Pretty hard. So, Sana must convince the most popular guy in her class for help to pass this exam and save her ass from being disowned. The only problem is, he thinks being 'edgy' is a personality trait and Sana can't stand him. Witness this humorous take on a socially awkward bitch, paired up with an orange PAP Smear, an embarrassing horny fangirl, and a douche-ninja.

Archived File [Error?] by Turtle-OPS

"WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH BUT DARLING MATCHES BURN" Look, Aoi didn't ask to be reborn. Especially not in the era of the sannin! But she'd be damned if she was going to let all of them succumb to some predetermined fate. So follow Aoi as she forces herself into the story and screws up the Naruto plot. But is the screw up for the better, or for the worse? ↠"Oh hey, isn't that the famous missing nin your grandpa told us to avoid, Tsunade?" ↠"What do you mean run? I've got this all under control." ↠"Okay guys, so, it turns out Madara doesn't like dogs? Who would've guessed, certainly not me." ↠naruto | si/oc ↠scorpion ↠turtleops | october 23, 2018 / august 9, 2019 ↠being rewritten

Loved by Demons by KingMythLord

Imagine being as nice as possible throughout your whole life and then, after one bad accident, find yourself in the place meant for the most evil and terrible people ever. Y/N certainly can, because it's exactly how he ended up in Hell. Yet despite him, at first, wanting nothing to do with this realm of corruption and wickedness, he soon discovers something that makes him stay. Love. And better yet, love from many females beyond just the one that he likes. To what ends will this go? And will things work out for the new demon who just wants everything to go right? *This is written before Hazbin Hotel's first season, so events that will play out in the story will not be entirely canon. But, hey, that's fanfiction for you.* Disclaimer: I do not own Hazbin Hotel or its characters.

Forgotten (Hazbin HotelXFemaleReader) by Miss_PV

*WARNING SHITTY ENDING AND REWRITTEN* Once an Archangel, God's other Hand, and the favorite sister. But was banished, cut off her dignity and pride, and reincarnated as a Mortal- a human. And now dead, instead of getting back to her real home, she once again was forsaken and woke up to the place of sinners- Hell. Will she ever go back to her home? Will she be ever forgiven? We will see about it. Published: December 16, 2022 WARNING! THIS FANFIC CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT SUCH AS CURSING, VIOLENCE, AND MENTION OF SEXUAL CONTENT!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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Flaming Hearts ~Dying Spark ~Book1 {REWRITE} cover

Hazbin Hotel: Back In Business cover

Happy/Hazbin hotel's special sponsor cover

The Tale of 2 Jinchuuriki cover

- ♡ || Reason to Stay || ♡ - [Angel Dust x Fem!Reader] cover

Rays of the Sun of 5 Nations cover

How To Be Heartless? (Book One) cover

Archived File [Error?] cover

Loved by Demons cover

Forgotten (Hazbin HotelXFemaleReader) cover

Flaming Hearts ~Dying Spark ~Book1 {REWRITE}

The demon breathed heavily as he struggled to keep himself steady. "How? . . . When?" "Hmpf," Miyuki only smirked at his way. "Next time, you should probably open your eye instead of your damn mouth." *** The battles of life might be tough, but the greatest challenges will always lie within our hearts. Miyuki's life changed significantly after losing the one who was most precious to her. On top of that heartache, she now has to deal with her troublesome twin brother, Yusuke, and keep their chaotic family together in her best efforts at the age of fourteen. But then her life takes an unexpected turn when Yusuke gets hit by a car and then comes back as the new Spirit Detective. With new challenges and enemies along the way, Miyuki must stay strong and embark on adventures to keep her loved ones safe. Although, the Urameshi girl is in for a surprise of a lifetime as this new start might just reignite the dying flame within her and come back as the whole damn fire. . . * Yu Yu Hakusho: Ghost Files - Season 1: Spirit Detective Saga The story that many knows, but with twists and Original Characters into it's mix, one of them being the Sass Queen herself, Miyuki Urameshi, Yusuke's twin sister. ***** Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or the show's characters, only my OCs and my friends' OCs. Written by McFanNaomi (me) Edited by @Rosentic_xo ⚠️Warning: There will be heavy cursing, violence, blood and other stuff that you might not like, including heavy events that could be triggering. So read it with your own responsibility.⚠️