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Murder, Talk no Jutsu and Other Easy Solutions

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Reads 5,440
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Parts 17
Time 5h 45m

feastsonyourmemes

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*Discontinued because of lack of direction/Hazbin Hotel lore changes. Sorry to everyone that actually enjoyed this story*

Maria di Angelo just wanted to make a name as an assassin. Instead, she girlbossed a bit too hard and ended up halfway to fuck knows where.

Okay, that was a lie. She was in Naruto, and while she was... mildly upset about being dragged away from her friends and family in hell, she was still going to try to make the best of her situation

Fuck Danzo, screw the plot, she was going to rip this world and all it's bullshit apart. One canon event at a time.

(Or in which, Angel Dust's daughter gets stuck in Naruto after messing with Stolas Goetia's grimoire, and decides to fuck shit up. Featuring: Tiny!Sai, Alive!Haku and Zabuza, Badass!Konoha 12, Ninja Kids Actually Learning Shit, Good!Orochimaru, Simp!Kabuto, and more political nonsense than anyone should ever have to deal with)All Rights Reserved

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Loved by Demons by KingMythLord

Imagine being as nice as possible throughout your whole life and then, after one bad accident, find yourself in the place meant for the most evil and terrible people ever. Y/N certainly can, because it's exactly how he ended up in Hell. Yet despite him, at first, wanting nothing to do with this realm of corruption and wickedness, he soon discovers something that makes him stay. Love. And better yet, love from many females beyond just the one that he likes. To what ends will this go? And will things work out for the new demon who just wants everything to go right? *This is written before Hazbin Hotel's first season, so events that will play out in the story will not be entirely canon. But, hey, that's fanfiction for you.* Disclaimer: I do not own Hazbin Hotel or its characters.

Hazbin Hotel: Back In Business by WillP0w3r

The Happy Hotel was made to help rehabilitate demons to help them get into Heaven. Unfortunately business hasn't been going anywhere. Until one day a teenage skeleton demon comes to the hotel. After years of being in Hell not knowing how or why he ended up in Hell he is eager to see if he can redeem himself to get into Heaven. Although he's optimistic about being redeemed he doubts he'll be able to. But there's two reasons he stays at the hotel: 1. Because he won't know if it works until he tries. And 2. Because he has fallen in love with the entertainment of the hotel. A balloon clown girl who has been hired as the entertainment of hotel by the mysterious Radio Demon has taken his heart. Willing to do whatever it takes to be redeemed he must also find a way to win the heart of a girl. Both may seem impossible but when you're as determined as him nothing is impossible. While businesses at the hotel is starting to gain momentum two polar opposite demons are doing everything they can to convince themselves they don't like the other. One is a sexy demon who works for Valentino and the other is a big fat demon who can't seem to stop eating. One lives in the lap of luxury and the other lives in what can only be described if a pig pen, an all you can eat buffet, and a dumpster had a baby. Both satisfied with the lives they live they can't help but feel different when around the other. Now they must decide if they'll go through the motions of their lives or give in and admit their love.

Rays of the Sun of 5 Nations by SeneTisViola

What if Sasuke had killed Naruto after all? The blonde would never become Hokage, he did not marry Hinata, he had no children... Or have he... What if Naruto and Hinata got drunk and slept together at one of their teachers' birthday party? What if Hinata were pregnant later? But she never told him... What if Naruto decides to look after his friends' children after his death? What if the kids get attached to him? What if they see in him and get more parental love from him than from their biological parents? After the war, Hinata married Kiba and had two more children with him, twins. Boruto, Naruto's son, was forced by his „parents" to learn and use genjutsu so that no one would find out that he was not Kiba's son. Boruto knew from childhood that he was not Kiba's son, but he did not know who he was and what happened to his biological father. But one day something went wrong, and through the fun of the younger siblings, the truth emerged. What if he decide to leave the village after learning some things about his father from his best friend? Shikamaru is happy with it, it is exactly as Naruto said, "There will be a day when they meet, they will be family, a day when I can show myself calmly. Sounds impossible? But it will be so, even if only as a spirit, soul, angel yet I'm not going to leave them alone! Believe it, dattebayo!" What if it's not only "What if" but it really happened?

The Uzumaki Prodigy [DISCONTINUED] by lights_tion

Rin Uzumaki-Namikaze was Kushina and Minato's sole daughter. A prodigy at a young age, she learned and mastered all the jutsus and seals her parents left, including some high class ninjutsu. Though excelling at everything, she was required to go to the academy due to the new rule that was made after Itachi Uchiha graduated at his young age. How will Rin fare with her team and sensei? ~ PLEASE READ BELOW VERY IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND THE FANFIC ~ DISCLAIMER: Just like my other book/books, I do not own any of the Naruto characters. I only own Rin and Satoshi, but not their last names. Any songs or pictures I use will not be mine, only if I say so. ALSO: There will be swearing, so viewer discretion is advised. I have also changed a few things in this story; Sakura is now Satoshi, a boy who is like Sasuke, but less fangirls. Satoshi is stronger than Hinata, but weaker than Sasuke. Ino is now the only main fangirl instead of Sakura and Ino. ALSO I GET A LOT OF COMMENTS ABOUT THIS BUT no Naruto is not in this fanfic, as he is replaced by my version of him, Rin. Like a genderbend, but not at the same time. Naruko is too generic of a name for his genderbend. Anyways, please enjoy! Child Arc (Pre-shippuden): August 2015 - June 2016 Wind Arc: July 2016 - January 2017 Ocean Arc (Shippuden): January 2017 - cut off at August 2017 Kudos to @obsidianix for making my cover!

Impure by zylazz

[Set in a futuristic world] Hinata Huyga had it all. A loving boyfriend, an amazing cousin whom she considered a brother, a sweet little sister, comfort, luxury and a home but when her boyfriend, Naruto Uzumaki unexpectedly dumps her that's when things turn to shit. Her family is respected and powerful so when seventeen year old Hinata finds herself pregnant her strict father kicks her out and labels her a disgrace. Even her sister and cousin can't visit or help her for fearing of being disgraced as well. All alone she decides to start a cake shop. I know, a cake shop in the thirtieth century? Some would've called her crazy. Others do. Suprisingly, the cake shop is a huge success and along with her child, Boruto, she strives to make it a positive and booming business. But the trouble is the fame she attracts, and she, along with her baby are thrust back into the chaos of Naruto Uzumaki. Because the deal with him is, he not your regular teenage heartthrob, he's a Lord. Along with his power comes his enemies, something he desperately wished to keep Hinata out of when they were just young lovers. When her child is kidnapped the two must band together to save the Uzumaki Heir before their enemies execute their will on him. Because in this world the impures have power and the rest have nothing but jealousy. NaruHina Fanfiction. Minor changes: -Neji is alive. -Hinata is three years younger than the rest of them. -naruto is 19 -Boruto is the youngest child of all the new gen All rights reserved to the creator of Naruto/Boruto.

Forgotten (Hazbin HotelXFemaleReader) by Miss_PV

*WARNING SHITTY ENDING AND REWRITTEN* Once an Archangel, God's other Hand, and the favorite sister. But was banished, cut off her dignity and pride, and reincarnated as a Mortal- a human. And now dead, instead of getting back to her real home, she once again was forsaken and woke up to the place of sinners- Hell. Will she ever go back to her home? Will she be ever forgiven? We will see about it. Published: December 16, 2022 WARNING! THIS FANFIC CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT SUCH AS CURSING, VIOLENCE, AND MENTION OF SEXUAL CONTENT!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

How To Be Heartless? (Book One) by RulerOfCats

Ħɵω Ʈɵ ɮϵ ĦεαяϮհϵςς Theoretically, Itadori Sana should have been an amazing ninja. Top in her class, photographic memory, the ability to disassociate due to sheer embarrassment. If being a shinobi was all about theory, Sana was basically a sannin. But one can't be a theoretical ninja. Unfortunately, apparently, you actually have to be able to do a Jutsu well. Coming from a noble family, failure isn't an option, but Sana was a genius. How hard should it be to become a ninja without the ability of, well, talent? How hard is it for the girl who went through her entire life lying to her rich, judgmental, high-class family about her talents, to pass one exam? Pretty hard. So, Sana must convince the most popular guy in her class for help to pass this exam and save her ass from being disowned. The only problem is, he thinks being 'edgy' is a personality trait and Sana can't stand him. Witness this humorous take on a socially awkward bitch, paired up with an orange PAP Smear, an embarrassing horny fangirl, and a douche-ninja.

Flaming Hearts ~Dying Spark ~Book1 {REWRITE} by Namifangurl07

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The Tale of 2 Jinchuuriki by I_LOVE_GAARA-KUN-

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The Tales of the Dragon Warrior by feastsonyourmemes

Human!AU, SI-OC. Jade had always been a weird kid, and not in the 'I'm not like the other girls' way. It had kept her from making friends most of her life, so she spent her time practicing karate religiously, being a slut for Bruce Lee movies, and hanging out with her Abuela. Life wasn't perfect, but it wasn't horrible either. Then the dreams came. Abuela told her it was a sign, and she was right. After dying(?) in the most cliche way possible (Truck-kun spares no one), Jade wakes up in the middle of some festival after falling out of the sky, getting pointed at by some old guy. She assumed she was just dreaming again (or had finally lost it), but it soon becomes apparent that this is reality. A reality where Kung fu Panda characters are human, Po doesn't exist (which is kind of scary in an existential way), and SHE'S the Dragon Warrior. Yeah, no But no one listens to Jade when she says she's an Isekai protagonist, so Jade decides that if she has to suffer, everyone else has to suffer with her. Armed with nothing but a black belt in karate, her backpack, movie foreknowledge, the power of God and Anime, and apparently Kung fu trivia knowledge, Jade sets out to fuck shit up, while also making jokes no one understands. (Or in which, Jade wants to defeat Tai-lung with the power of La Chancla. Shifu is done, Oogway is amused, the Five are smitten, and all movie villains are defeated by accidental seduction tactics. China never stood a chance)

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Loved by Demons

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