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Murder, Talk no Jutsu and Other Easy Solutions

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Reads 5,281
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Parts 17
Time 5h 45m

feastsonyourmemes

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*Discontinued because of lack of direction/Hazbin Hotel lore changes. Sorry to everyone that actually enjoyed this story*

Maria di Angelo just wanted to make a name as an assassin. Instead, she girlbossed a bit too hard and ended up halfway to fuck knows where.

Okay, that was a lie. She was in Naruto, and while she was... mildly upset about being dragged away from her friends and family in hell, she was still going to try to make the best of her situation

Fuck Danzo, screw the plot, she was going to rip this world and all it's bullshit apart. One canon event at a time.

(Or in which, Angel Dust's daughter gets stuck in Naruto after messing with Stolas Goetia's grimoire, and decides to fuck shit up. Featuring: Tiny!Sai, Alive!Haku and Zabuza, Badass!Konoha 12, Ninja Kids Actually Learning Shit, Good!Orochimaru, Simp!Kabuto, and more political nonsense than anyone should ever have to deal with)All Rights Reserved

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Hazbin Hotel: Back In Business by WillP0w3r

The Happy Hotel was made to help rehabilitate demons to help them get into Heaven. Unfortunately business hasn't been going anywhere. Until one day a teenage skeleton demon comes to the hotel. After years of being in Hell not knowing how or why he ended up in Hell he is eager to see if he can redeem himself to get into Heaven. Although he's optimistic about being redeemed he doubts he'll be able to. But there's two reasons he stays at the hotel: 1. Because he won't know if it works until he tries. And 2. Because he has fallen in love with the entertainment of the hotel. A balloon clown girl who has been hired as the entertainment of hotel by the mysterious Radio Demon has taken his heart. Willing to do whatever it takes to be redeemed he must also find a way to win the heart of a girl. Both may seem impossible but when you're as determined as him nothing is impossible. While businesses at the hotel is starting to gain momentum two polar opposite demons are doing everything they can to convince themselves they don't like the other. One is a sexy demon who works for Valentino and the other is a big fat demon who can't seem to stop eating. One lives in the lap of luxury and the other lives in what can only be described if a pig pen, an all you can eat buffet, and a dumpster had a baby. Both satisfied with the lives they live they can't help but feel different when around the other. Now they must decide if they'll go through the motions of their lives or give in and admit their love.

Rays of the Sun of 5 Nations by SeneTisViola

What if Sasuke had killed Naruto after all? The blonde would never become Hokage, he did not marry Hinata, he had no children... Or have he... What if Naruto and Hinata got drunk and slept together at one of their teachers' birthday party? What if Hinata were pregnant later? But she never told him... What if Naruto decides to look after his friends' children after his death? What if the kids get attached to him? What if they see in him and get more parental love from him than from their biological parents? After the war, Hinata married Kiba and had two more children with him, twins. Boruto, Naruto's son, was forced by his „parents" to learn and use genjutsu so that no one would find out that he was not Kiba's son. Boruto knew from childhood that he was not Kiba's son, but he did not know who he was and what happened to his biological father. But one day something went wrong, and through the fun of the younger siblings, the truth emerged. What if he decide to leave the village after learning some things about his father from his best friend? Shikamaru is happy with it, it is exactly as Naruto said, "There will be a day when they meet, they will be family, a day when I can show myself calmly. Sounds impossible? But it will be so, even if only as a spirit, soul, angel yet I'm not going to leave them alone! Believe it, dattebayo!" What if it's not only "What if" but it really happened?

Kakashi's Little Wolf [Kakashi's Daughter ] by Artsy_Jayy

They lived a happy life together. Kakashi and his family were always together. They would visit his wife's village from time to time, but they'd always be together. However, a time came when Kakashi had to extend the days on a certain mission and his family were left to visit his wife's village without him. How unfortunate was it that he wasn't going to be with them during that visit? How more unfortunate was it that that certain village was attacked? Now he had to raise a little peculiar by himself while his wife is under a coma. Can Kakashi take the responsibility in taking care of a little white haired girl with a special gift? How would others feel about this? Will this little girl grow into the strong shinobi Kakashi hopes her to be?

How To Be Heartless? (Book One) by RulerOfCats

Ħɵω Ʈɵ ɮϵ ĦεαяϮհϵςς Theoretically, Itadori Sana should have been an amazing ninja. Top in her class, photographic memory, the ability to disassociate due to sheer embarrassment. If being a shinobi was all about theory, Sana was basically a sannin. But one can't be a theoretical ninja. Unfortunately, apparently, you actually have to be able to do a Jutsu well. Coming from a noble family, failure isn't an option, but Sana was a genius. How hard should it be to become a ninja without the ability of, well, talent? How hard is it for the girl who went through her entire life lying to her rich, judgmental, high-class family about her talents, to pass one exam? Pretty hard. So, Sana must convince the most popular guy in her class for help to pass this exam and save her ass from being disowned. The only problem is, he thinks being 'edgy' is a personality trait and Sana can't stand him. Witness this humorous take on a socially awkward bitch, paired up with an orange PAP Smear, an embarrassing horny fangirl, and a douche-ninja.

She serves up || haikyuu fanfiction || by ushijimasdaddy

After being asked to leave Shiratorizawa (cough, cough expelled) for various reasons, y/n set her heart on Karasuno. She wasn't what anyone was expecting. She was known for her volleyball skills all over Japan. Her spike nothing to laugh at, her power is crazy. But her hot headed personality made her hard to work with. But can the boys volleyball team change that? THERE IS MULTIPLE ENDINGS!!! Also I promise this is a complete pisstake, like you should be feeling some second hand embarrassment Highest ranks #1 in readerxcharacter #1 in Shiritorizawa #2 in Kyotani #2 in Tendou #1 in Hinata #2 in Daichi #1 in Kurooxreader

The Uzumaki Prodigy [DISCONTINUED] by lights_tion

Rin Uzumaki-Namikaze was Kushina and Minato's sole daughter. A prodigy at a young age, she learned and mastered all the jutsus and seals her parents left, including some high class ninjutsu. Though excelling at everything, she was required to go to the academy due to the new rule that was made after Itachi Uchiha graduated at his young age. How will Rin fare with her team and sensei? ~ PLEASE READ BELOW VERY IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND THE FANFIC ~ DISCLAIMER: Just like my other book/books, I do not own any of the Naruto characters. I only own Rin and Satoshi, but not their last names. Any songs or pictures I use will not be mine, only if I say so. ALSO: There will be swearing, so viewer discretion is advised. I have also changed a few things in this story; Sakura is now Satoshi, a boy who is like Sasuke, but less fangirls. Satoshi is stronger than Hinata, but weaker than Sasuke. Ino is now the only main fangirl instead of Sakura and Ino. ALSO I GET A LOT OF COMMENTS ABOUT THIS BUT no Naruto is not in this fanfic, as he is replaced by my version of him, Rin. Like a genderbend, but not at the same time. Naruko is too generic of a name for his genderbend. Anyways, please enjoy! Child Arc (Pre-shippuden): August 2015 - June 2016 Wind Arc: July 2016 - January 2017 Ocean Arc (Shippuden): January 2017 - cut off at August 2017 Kudos to @obsidianix for making my cover!

Endless Connections, Inazuma Eleven Ares no Tenbin & Orion no Kokuin by --_Leila_--

[Discontinued] [DON'T. READ. THIS. EVER. AGAIN. Because the book I made years ago is cringey to me, because it was written by a childish me in the past. So DO NOT read, vote, comment, or whatever here] (This cover was made from my awesome friend, @_-Angelic_Demon-_) Endless Connection, Inazuma Eleven Ares no Tenbin & Orion no Kokuin [Reader Insert] (Ares no Tenbin Arc) The main heroine is back with a new story! (name) was an ordinary girl again and she was keeping her powerful seal necklace with a goddess on it, Melissa Dark. She studies at the popular school called 'Kiyosumi Gakuen' just only the Reinforcement Committee and she is being the captain in the soccer club. While her friends were transferred in different school (name) sometimes call Kidou and Gouenji to keep on touch with them. After hearing the news about the Ares no Tenbin she knew something is wrong about it but she just ignore it and it doesn't involve her to know about it... or is it? (Orion no Kokuin Arc) After the end of Ares no Tenbin, (name) was chosen in Inazuma Japan along with her best friend, Toshihara Yoshihiro. They were able to reunite with their friends being chosen in the team. However, they will face most biggest challenge in the whole world against stronger enemies from different country. Then a mysterious girl appears in their way, Tokura Chitose. And one of the team's member doesn't know that they are in love with the same girl in Inazuma Japan! How will the story of (name)'s life will go now? Find out and enjoy!

The Tales of the Dragon Warrior by feastsonyourmemes

Human!AU, SI-OC. Jade had always been a weird kid, and not in the 'I'm not like the other girls' way. It had kept her from making friends most of her life, so she spent her time practicing karate religiously, being a slut for Bruce Lee movies, and hanging out with her Abuela. Life wasn't perfect, but it wasn't horrible either. Then the dreams came. Abuela told her it was a sign, and she was right. After dying(?) in the most cliche way possible (Truck-kun spares no one), Jade wakes up in the middle of some festival after falling out of the sky, getting pointed at by some old guy. She assumed she was just dreaming again (or had finally lost it), but it soon becomes apparent that this is reality. A reality where Kung fu Panda characters are human, Po doesn't exist (which is kind of scary in an existential way), and SHE'S the Dragon Warrior. Yeah, no But no one listens to Jade when she says she's an Isekai protagonist, so Jade decides that if she has to suffer, everyone else has to suffer with her. Armed with nothing but a black belt in karate, her backpack, movie foreknowledge, the power of God and Anime, and apparently Kung fu trivia knowledge, Jade sets out to fuck shit up, while also making jokes no one understands. (Or in which, Jade wants to defeat Tai-lung with the power of La Chancla. Shifu is done, Oogway is amused, the Five are smitten, and all movie villains are defeated by accidental seduction tactics. China never stood a chance)

The Tale of 2 Jinchuuriki by I_LOVE_GAARA-KUN-

‼️(DISCONTINUED/ BUT I SUMMARIZED THE ENDING)‼️ Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze During the attack of 10 of October...lady Kushina gives birth to Naruto, Haru and Suki. Naruto now being wielder of the Kyuubi's spirit, Haru with one half of it's chakra and Suki with the other are now named as hero's of the village!!!! But... now that the spirit is in Naruto, the villagers and his parents now see the poor boy as the spirit himself!!!! Meeting the kyuubi at age 3, Naruto tries his best to survive from the villagers and beatings from his parents. But Naruto's life changes when the Kazekage and his children come to the village to have an alliance meeting. Rasa meets Naruto and finds out about his life style. Wanting to break the new alliance he and the Hokage had agreed on is then convinced to take Naruto under his wing. Now changing Naruto's name to Menma. Menma is now going to the academy. Years later the chunnin exams are to take place in the leaf village much to the kazakage's disapproval. How will Minato and Kushina react to their downfall? Will Menma forgive them and spare them? Read to find out!!!! (Naruto GETS ADOPTED AU!! REVENGE AU! Naruto IS PART OF THE KAZEKAGE FAMILY AU!! NEGLECTIVE KUSHINA AND MINATO AU!! Naruto IS A TRIPLE!!) I OWN ONLY MY OC's NOTHING MORE!! (well a little in the plot but not much) Orochimaru never became rouge Itachi does kill his clan but leaves the little kids, infants, and children alive RASA/kazekage is NOT an asshole in this story. He is a kind, humorous, and awesome dad!! The first few chapters suck ass, but around the 5 chapter, it gets better. Believe it! Naruto x Hinata Shikamaru x Temari THIS IS NOT A GAANARU BOOK!!!! Enjoy -Sad_v_Face (used to be known as I_LOVE_GAARA-KUN-)

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How To Be Heartless? (Book One) cover

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The Uzumaki Prodigy [DISCONTINUED] cover

Endless Connections, Inazuma Eleven Ares no Tenbin & Orion no Kokuin cover

The Tales of the Dragon Warrior cover

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Hazbin Hotel: Back In Business

The Happy Hotel was made to help rehabilitate demons to help them get into Heaven. Unfortunately business hasn't been going anywhere. Until one day a teenage skeleton demon comes to the hotel. After years of being in Hell not knowing how or why he ended up in Hell he is eager to see if he can redeem himself to get into Heaven. Although he's optimistic about being redeemed he doubts he'll be able to. But there's two reasons he stays at the hotel: 1. Because he won't know if it works until he tries. And 2. Because he has fallen in love with the entertainment of the hotel. A balloon clown girl who has been hired as the entertainment of hotel by the mysterious Radio Demon has taken his heart. Willing to do whatever it takes to be redeemed he must also find a way to win the heart of a girl. Both may seem impossible but when you're as determined as him nothing is impossible. While businesses at the hotel is starting to gain momentum two polar opposite demons are doing everything they can to convince themselves they don't like the other. One is a sexy demon who works for Valentino and the other is a big fat demon who can't seem to stop eating. One lives in the lap of luxury and the other lives in what can only be described if a pig pen, an all you can eat buffet, and a dumpster had a baby. Both satisfied with the lives they live they can't help but feel different when around the other. Now they must decide if they'll go through the motions of their lives or give in and admit their love.