The fat, cream covered town of Vandilism holds a secret. Sexy Foot has the perfect life working as a large in the city and transforming like transformers with his Victorian child boyfriend, Unsexy Foot. However, when he finds a squishy large balls in his cellar, he begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Foot family. A national large day leaves Sexy with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to me Vandilism to find some answers. At first the people of Vandilism are happy and furry. He is intrigued by the curiously baby like small, Bad Toe. However, after he introduces him to hard balls, Sexy slowly finds himself drawn into a web of rough gay ball robbing, mom and perhaps, even outpizzaing the hut. Can Sexy resist the charms of Bad Toe and uncover the secret of the squishy large balls before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Vandilism legend? (This desc is Auto generated, im building my story off of it 😍)
//"Are sock-Man's services for hire? I could do with some help fiding my own food." - The Daily Tale
"The dullest novel ever written. I'm so bored of stories set in basement that feature a school called Fenne." - Enid Kibbler
"I'm going to rush out and buy this book! I can totally see a mermaid version of will wood." - Hit the Spoof
"I once knew somebody called Fenne. Sigh." - Zob Gloop
A criminal mastermind makes a bold move against a wealthy client to put himself in a position to retire in comfort. He has no idea what he's up against when a young widow, desperate to make ends meet, sets her eyes on earning the bounty set on his head.
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Newly widowed housewife Melody Scott needs to earn some major cash, fast. When her bright and busy children learn that a priceless ruby bracelet has been stolen and a six-figure reward is being offered, they convince her to try to do what the police, museum security, and the best private investigators have failed to do. Working against them is a notorious thief who has met people from around the world, but who has never once encountered a woman like Melody Scott. When the sweet innocence of the Scott family clashes against criminal forces more dangerous than they ever imagined, Melody is all too aware that a mom's got to do what a mom's got to do to protect her family.
The Widow, Melody Scott is a 2021 Watty Award Winner!
Content Warning: This story does contain depictions of stalking behavior.