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John, I'm Only Deducing.

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David is in the middle of watching RBF and suddenly his hubby, Shrek spills his drink on the TV, resulting in a bizarre explosion opening a one-way dimensional door from the world of Sherlock (BBC Series). 

Sherlock cuts the bs and doesn't even care about what's up Moriarty's butt. He gets down from the building, ultimately surprising the heck out of Moriarty because it was sooo unexpected. Ofc John follows his sorry ass. Follows him into an onion-smelling void of god-knows-what. 

*Spoiler Alert*
The void leads to the living room of David & Shrek's house on the Swamp.All Rights Reserved

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Mon, Mar 16, 2015

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