Like A Poem (CRACKFIC)
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Huling na-publish Sun, Jul 28, 2024
****CRACKFIC****
A most passionate story showing love, revenge, and the ability of a poet to rise above it all and claim his most beloved prize-his slice of bread.
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"I shit my pants in Hyde Park while reading this story and it made my resulting arrest much more bearable" -Shitford. P. Stain, 4.781/5 stars
"This truly had a world-shatteringly big impact on my worldview, i will never see greggs sausage rolls in the same light again" - Bartholomew Humphrey Archibald Partheneu IX
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