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Like A Poem (CRACKFIC)

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Reads 127
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Parts 8
Time 46m

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****CRACKFIC****
A most passionate story showing love, revenge, and the ability of a poet to rise above it all and claim his most beloved prize-his slice of bread.
(UPDATES WEDNESDAY+SATURDAY IF IM NOT BUSY)

"I shit my pants in Hyde Park while reading this story and it made my resulting arrest much more bearable" -Shitford. P. Stain, 4.781/5 stars
"This truly had a world-shatteringly big impact on my worldview, i will never see greggs sausage rolls in the same light again" - Bartholomew Humphrey Archibald Partheneu IXAll Rights Reserved

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