The S in Superhero Stands for Spandex
- LETTURE 661
- Voti 2
- Parti 3
"Remember Superman and Wonder Woman and how they used to be your idols when you were young. Well superheroes are real well we don't wear spandex at least under normal circumstances because it gives us wedgies the size of Texas. Other than that life is pretty awesome once you graduate from Madrakon Academy and become an appreciated superhero, normally... That is until your hanging off the Empire State bridge with just one hand and in just your undies. Wait wait don't run come on I'm not crazy I mean I technically was put in a straight jacket once but that was a big misunderstanding!" I screamed. "Darn Popeye and peas why do they always run," sigh, "recruiting is not as easy as I thought it would be.Well that's because you ramble and your current attire as batgirl that went through a meat grinder kind of screams I'm insane, I hate running," I muttered. I'm going to put Dad into a coma when I get back, trying to recruit people completely unaware of their powers does not help with my social skills.
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