The Quest for Insanity (A Quote Book)
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"At least you dont have a quote book this year" - Giles, on the first day of school
We're back in case you didnt know this is the fifth installation of a series that i will be writing for the next four years now. I collect dumb sayings from my class and they receive consequences for their actions while reading this over the summer <3
New chapter as a teaser + a little Christmas present
(TW: jokes about suicide,drugs, alchohol,deppression, abuse, mental illness, cannibalism, acts of violence, gun violence, and sex jokes (I'm sorry my class is actually insane))
Btw everyone in this book consented to having to their dumb stuff put in this book so no one can sue me !!
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