The Ice Cream Monkey
Dark_Starlet
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Dark_Starlet
Ongoing, First published Mar 16, 2015
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"Now you owe him an apology," I said seriously as my eyes scanned the room for Brent. Unfortunately, he was nowhere in sight. I was starting to feel uncomfortable from Evan's hold on me, too.

"Remind me to thank that rabid monkey some time," he murmured into my hair. I could feel him smiling.

I frowned. "Brent is not a rabid monkey!"

"Yeah, whatever. I think a banana would do," he whispered, nuzzling my neck in an attempt to distract me.

I elbowed him in the stomach, trying to break free from his hold.

"Ow! What the hell? I want to sleep. Plus, a deal is a deal," he said lazily.

I looked up at his face, almost straining my neck in the process. "I'm hungry."

"You're lying, you just had lunch," he said in a bored tone.

"No," I huffed, trying to push him away. He didn't budge. I continued to stare in an attempt to annoy him.

Suddenly, his lips tugged up into a mischievous smirk and his eyes lit up. "How about some ice cream, monkey girl?"

~*~

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