The Sassy Eisenhower Compound
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Eisenhower being Sassy Eisenhower
I saw this on Twitter and thought it was too funny to not have any fanfics on it.
(In no way am I putting down this Courageous, Great Man. He did a lot of great things for this Country and others. This is my favorite President, btw)
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