The Time a Normie Tried to Get Me and Nagolbud to Wear Mouth Diapers

Recently, I had the weirdest experience of my life. I was out for dinner with my friend, Nagolbud, who is a well-known conspiracy theorist and tin foil hat wearer, when a total normie came up to us and asked if we would be willing to wear mouth diapers while we ate. At first, I was totally taken aback. We had no idea what this person was talking about or why they were asking us to do something so strange. After explaining the situation to us, however, it became clear that this normie had heard about our anti-establishment beliefs and wanted to test us on our commitment to them. Needless to say, we politely declined the offer, but the experience still left me wondering if this sort of thing happens all the time.