countryhumans incorrect quotes, anyone?
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Last published Tue, Aug 29, 2023
some of these might be original? most probably just from my favorite tv shows or things i saw on fnaf tiktok compilations on youtube, probably gacha skits i watched.
this is my au and idc if u hate it.
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