Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy

"You know how you said that you were going to do some bad things to me once?"

Alex can almost feel the stitches in his suit pants start to rip as his pelvis and what's attached practically makes it's own gravity field. "Yeah, I...kinda remember that."

"Well, I decided I should get the jump on you. Or more to the point, be allowed to jump on you, in the right attire of course."