Stan is the captain of South Park's ice hockey team. Kyle is a top figure skater that's closed himself off from the world.
Neither of them are nearly as in control of their lives as they'd lead you to believe.
Just where every one is crazy in some way!
South Park is full of dumbasses and children that are gonna be grown up in some absurd ways; that includes all of them.
This is basically Stan x Kyle in Kyle's point of view, so brace yourselves for some serious cringe. Also, they're all in 8th grade now so don't come at me.