Big book of silliness that doesn't matter

You read the title, you know what this is.
This is a big book of silliness that means absolutely nothing.
Updates are slow because I don't write often and I'm busy, but I also just got no ideas.
I kinda just post whatever I want in here, and I will take requests.. maybe.
I'm also not the most skilled writer on the planet so please excuse the below amateur writing in this.