Howdy Pardner

Howdy, the so-called zombie cowboy is on a mission to find a steed worthy of his prowess and ride off into the night. His brother has always wanted to make him proud, and he's tagging along. With a few tips he learned from his pirate cousin, can he survive the day with his neice? Or will he fall to the players who rule the land?

This is not the most effort I've put into a joke, but it sure is close.