Lisa Summers is the biggest, stinkiest loser in the school. Franklin Wallbright (the school hottie and love of Lisa's life) doesn't know she exists, and to make things worse, Cleanne Zitney (the Queen Bee of the school) does everything she can to make sure Lisa's life is miserable. The only person who will even breathe in her direction is Franklin's little brother, Salsa. Lisa, though, is done with being humiliated. What will she do?
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Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.