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Are you sad about the latest death? Can you not handle the hype for season six? Do you need some stress relief? Or do you just like laughing and you just so happen to be in the Walking Dead fandom? 
Well sir.... Or madam.....


You've come to the right place.

[{Book 2 now published! But feel free to read this one too, I ain't stoppin' yah.}]All Rights Reserved

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bitten badass | d.dx *editing* by tayminm

❝ You're so hot when you're angry ❞ ❝ Dixon you're gonna leave a mark ❞ ❝ Too late ❞ •• Daryl is taken by Negan but you happen to share a cell. Warnings: Swearing, Mature Content, Mentions of Mental Illness, Spoilers of Season 7 (Plot changes sometimes). Plus God awful writing (First story) Proably rewriting soon.

Forever Unfinished // Carl Grimes by anonfaerie

|Book Two of the 'Forever' trilogy| Sequel to 'Forever Alone // Carl Grimes.' "Your journey will be hard. It will test the limits to your love for this girl. I can sense that you will discover yourself, you will learn new things and live life on the edge. Don't loose faith in her, what you find may not be what you seek." ~•~ Carl's world crashed down around him when he picked up the letter covered in black ink and broken promises. He is left with nothing but the shattered memories of the girl that left him because she believed that it would save them both in the end. With Lauren gone, life seemed a little more dull. Nothing brought him excitement because she wasn't there to enjoy it with him. Carl is left chasing after the breadcrumbs that Lauren left behind on her trail to find herself. After all, he would gamble with his life if she held the cards. One long journey and one million possible problems. But after everything he has gone through, will he find what he was looking for? ~•~ "That's what they say about soulmates, that their hearts beat together. Carl knew that if her heart stopped beating, his would too." ~•~ Completed : 17th April 2016 - Forever Alone, Forever Unfinished, Forever Broken - *Warning* ~ Contains violence~ All the characters are of the Walking Dead cast and a few of my own. All their rights and settings used go to the Walking Dead team. I do not follow the storyline but some settings and character plots may be used.

$This World Was Made For Us\Carl Grimes X Reader/ by voicelessyouth$

\Carl Grimes X Reader/ COMPLETE Rewrite is out now "This world was made for us. We were meant to be together. To fight together, to make it through this hell together." he replied, holding my face in his hands. His blue eyes looking into mine. "I'll love you for as long as I live". Started-November 25 of 2019 Ended- December 31 of 2019 [In this book I refuse to let Carl die so enjoy♡] [I'll update on this book twice a day or more until I end it or make a sequel] [I own none of the characters except for Kate, and Jonathan ofc, I've followed some of the show but some of it will be different due to copyright reasons] [Smut will be included]

Broken [Daryl Dixon X Reader] by deadseoulwriter

You've been surviving in the woods for weeks - alone. But when you're saved by Daryl Dixon, and he takes you to his group, will life as it is change, or will you be stuck, feeling alone, and unloved. [COMPLETED] #1 out of 77 in daryldixonxreader (11/11/19) #278 out of 31.1k in zombies (11/23/19)

The End Has Come but I'm Still Here by Phenix930

They say the world is over, but I'm still here. If it's the end of days then why are people still alive, maybe the world isn't over perhaps they just have to learn how to survive in this new world. For Lexi Grimes that is a lot easier said than done. Her father was shot a week before the dead began to rise. Now Lexi has to be strong for her little brother Carl and their mother, Lori. Lexi was the one that got her brother and mom packed and ready to leave. While her mom was grabbing family albums and her brother was grabbing comic books, Lexi grabbed her Springfield Sniper, extra ammo, and her silencer. As well as any food that would last a while. She was already pulling out of the driveway to go get her father when Shane came in behind them, driving like a bat out of hell. Shane told them that Rick was dead, and he came to get them to safety, but Lexi didn't want to believe him. Shane had to physically stop Lexi from getting back in their car and driving to the hospital. The only thing that truly stopped her though was the look on her little brother's face, he needed her now more than ever. They never made it to Atlanta though and now Lexi has to navigate a world where the dead walk. Season 1 (Complete) Season 2 (In progress)

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚'𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐱. carl grimes by greendle

"there's a new sheriff in town!" "a damn good one too" - [carl grimes x fem!oc] [dixon] [twd season 3 - 8] [slowburn] It gets a lot better as you read, I promise! ^i'm in the process of editing the beginning to make it better :) - #9 in #carlgrimes #3 in #maggierhee #5 in #twdlovestory

i'd come for you | d. dixon³ by -MagicWords-

"No matter what gets in my way As long as there's still life in me No matter what, remember You know I'd always come for you" Six years after losing Rick Grimes, things are not how they used to be. For a long time, the communities have lived in peace, still, there is an unspoken tension for they are no longer as tight-knit as they were... neither are the people. Liz and Daryl grew more closed off, afraid of going through the pain of losing someone else, each other. A new enemy will force them to realise that the only way not to lose someone else is to be together. Making it together was always the only option. Not that they could ever fool themselves to believe otherwise. (full summary inside) [Female OC/Daryl Dixon] Book 3 of 3 The Walking Dead s9-s11 --- Started: July 3rd, 2023 Ended: ? Title of Nickelback's song Cover by me -MagicWords- ©2023

You're Not Alone Pt. 2 ( Daryl Dixon x Reader) by Sourwolf_32

Sequel to the first 'You're Not Alone' The reader and Daryl have started to settle into life at Alexandria, but once the group runs into the Saviours and more specifically Negan, your way of life as you know it will change forever. While the universe seems to be set on pulling you and Daryl apart, how far are you willing to go to get back to each other and make things right? This series picks up during the Season 6 finale and follows the basic story line up till the Season 8 finale, through yours and Daryl's eyes. (Spoilers for all recent episodes of TWD)

don't hold on | rick grimes, twd by misslovqly

-.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. 𝐓𝐖𝐃 | 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦; 𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥. 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵? 𝘪 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰. (IN PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!!) rick grimes x fem! oc season two-season six @2019 | misslovqly

Is Love Really Worth Dying For? -Carl x Reader- by TWD_Fan_Girl

"Carl!" "It had to be done (Y/N)!" I started feeling the tears flood my eyes. I dropped to my knees, dropping my gun and covering my face with my hands. He came over to try to help me up but I pushed him away. "Get away from me! How could you do that?!" I screamed at him through my cries. "(Y/N)..." Still crying I shook my head and started running in another direction still hearing people firing. I wanted to get away. Away from the prison. Carl. Everything. He wouldn't have hurt me if he loved me. I started thinking as I was running. 'What if he's in trouble? What if he needs my help? Would I want to risk my life for the person I thought loved me? Is love really worth dying for?' -Ok! So this book is probably going to be a disaster but this is my first xreader so don't hate. Or if you do try to be nice about it thanks xp This STORY is not fully completed meaning it continues in my other book so the story shall go on! (As you read the storyline and details get better. I wasn't too well at writing when I started this but my writing does get better.) THIS BOOK HAS AN OFFICIAL TRAILER JUST SEARCH "Is Love Really Worth Dying For?" IN YOUR YOUTUBE SEARCH BOX AND YOU'LL SEE IT :3 Everything that happens and the dialogue that is said (Except for the small parts I make up) I hand full credit to AMC's The Walking Dead All Characters (Except for the characters I make up -(Y/N), Gabrielle, Kiara, and Gwyn-) I hand full credit to AMC's The Walking Dead I don't recommend this book for kids under 13 seeing as this book may include violence, and slight swearing. Hope you enjoy x3

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