Butterflies (Style Fanfic)

"I hate the new kid."
"What why? He's a good-natured person!"
"I know that but whenever he's near me I get all sweaty and I get this weird feeling in my stomach! And the worst part is when he isn't by me I feel slightly disappointed!"
"Does it feel like butterflies are in your stomach?"
"Yeah! How'd you know?"
"Oh my gosh.. You like the new kid!"
"WHAT!?"
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Kyle's been homeschooled all his life. Shelia decides to send Kyle to school for his senior year so he can actually go out and make friends before he graduates. He hates this idea but gives in to prevent upsetting his mother. Time goes by and it's finally the day before school officially begins for all south park students. Kyle starts to panic about all the possible outcomes that could happen on his first day and decides to go out to clear his mind. However, upon his peaceful stroll he bumps into someone who helps him make friends and eventually causes him to get a boyfriend (Dun dun dunn😱)

TW:
-cartman
-strong language
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This is my first ever south park fanfic so I apologize if this turns out bad😔 (Also I don't expect this to get popular because I'm doing this for my own entertainment #girlboss)

I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS OR SOUTH PARK. ALL CHARACTERS ARE OWNED BY MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER