My name is Michelangelo Hamato, and I am not a father.

Largely inspired by @kaysdenofchaos (tiktok) oldest brother mikey au.

Michelangelo, better known as Mikey or "Orange" has always portrayed himself as the laidback, food loving, funny and optimistic oldest brother of the Hamato family. But being 18, with 10 siblings (Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello, Miwa, Karai, Venus, Jennika, Frida, Milo and Lita) and a father nearing 75, the oldest turtle is much more responsible then many people think.

He's independent, a goofball, a surprisingly good cook, and much more. He has many roles in his family: son, brother, friend, cook, part time worker, ninja, caretaker, nurse, sensei in training, and father.