Broadsheets In Hell
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Last published Wed, Sep 20, 2023
Things are going great in Hell. Well, maybe not for Hopper, the young Head of Torturous Conditions. What was once a cushy executive role has devolved into a nightmare of paperwork, long board meetings, and getting repeatedly chewed out by Satan himself.
Apparently things on earth are so bad that for the first time in the history of Hell, a majority of residents have rated their stay in eternal damnation favorably. Now it's up to Hopper to figure out how to fix this debacle, or else he can kiss his job goodbye. You do not want to know what happens to people who get fired in Hell.
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