When you're gay, you're gay

When you're gay, you're gay. And gay is okay. I'm gay, my cousins gay, we like to keep it in the family IYKWIM. Like we're gay and we're family. And yk it's hard gettin out there being gay.

SO we're fucking. Butt gay fucking. So there's no risk right? Wrong.

Bro fucked me so hard my asshole turmed into a black hole and now the world is slowly ending. So he's more than balls deep iykwim. I tried going to the doctor but my ass, sucked him within minutes, he gave me and the rest of the world the liberty of telling us how long we've got left before my corpse is floating through space just sucking up asteroids.

10 years.

I really hope I don't get arrested for having a black hole ass because those can suck up children and believe you me pal- the last thing I want up my ass is a child.

Anyways now that we're being honest here and everything I just wanted to come out and tell everyone the truth. I'm actually not human, I'm..a black hole. I'm playing with you guys, I'm actually running the biggest and most successful ponzy scheme in the entire world.

Geico.

You guys really think some green gecko head-ass is saving you 15% or more on car insurance? No? I'm STEALING YOUR MONEY. Obviously. I'm going to go spend it all on another gay lover. That's going to disappear into my ass as soon as he goes in but hey at least he's going out how any respectable man should. In another man.

Anyways since we're all going to die in a few years anyways I just wantd to leave some piece of advise. Go break laws you guys. What are they gonna give you life? We're already going to die. And i'm not saying go diddle some kids or anything- like go start your own ponzy scheme and steal MORE people's money. Or like make bombs. Who's really going to stop you?

Me? Lol nah. Go fuck around and find out for yourselves.

Alright guys, go eat ass, smoke grass, and get some hot ass mommy milk.

I hope you all had a horrible life.