Harry Potter New Year's Resolutions
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All characters in this book belong to J.K.Rowling. This book has the Harry Potter characters new year's resolutions in it. The resolutions are just random and simply made up when I am bored. I am not responsible for any kind of serious injury that may happen to you such as bursting your laugh box (lol it's not real. Don't Google it. If you didn't get the joke it's a Spongebob reference) while reading this book. Enjoy the book!!!
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