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A wedding gone wrong.

Ezra and Elaine had everything planned and organized: 
The guests, fake but whatever.
The food, a cake they didn't get to eat, ugh!
One dreamy gown, ruined by an idiot who also smashed their wedding cake...

Oh, and don't forget the bullets.

Well, when you earn a living by bullets it's only natural they come to your wedding!

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Written for Write To Rank - round 9 hosted by @action
[Heavily unedited - first draft]
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Warning: Violence, death, blood, a lot of action, and...fluffiness.

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