2 Dumbs Make a Smart
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  • Reads 198
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  • Parts 5
  • Time 1h 7m
Complete, First published Sep 13, 2023
"While we are the smartest Beavis and Butt-Head in all the cosmos, in absolute terms we're still not so bright."

Especially when it comes to human emotions. Suddenly feeling different towards Smart Butthead, Smart Beavis decides to test this...theory, as he calls it. A wild experiment indeed, with a hypothesis that will hopefully be true: Smart Beavis loves Smart Butthead, and Smart Butthead feels the same (?)
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