☆PEOPLE EATER!☆》》 An inanimate insanity au《

'•FIRST BOOK IVE WRITTEN(1/?)

..And what exactly helps you with your stress, lightbulb?'
Oj spoke; his words drowned out by the sound of other hotel members playing about. lightbulb looked at
Oj, lost in thought before she spoke confidently.

'It has to be cooking! it.. has this certain charm, y'know?'
'Cooking..!' Oj repeated,with a wide smile, his gaze soft. he'd been trying to help light bulb with her recent.. issues on the show lately..

'..Well, how about you whip up a tasty meal for the hotel? use that quirkiness of yours, whatever comes to your mind! anything to make the flavor amazing.' oj paused.. '..I know you can do it.'

'..anything?'
light bulbs eyes lit her, her smile broadening.

'..anything.' Oj smiled.
..After mephones disappearance on inanimate island, (assumingly to start another season..) Oj took in the show contestants and gave them a nice home with the others! now, the light bulb had all her friends.. Since her recent stress problems, Oj decided to have a chat with her.. to see what's up. to see.. what could calm her..

in this case.. it was cooking. cooking calmed the girl.. Oj told her to do whatever it takes to make her fellow contestants proud..
and that's just what she did.

Yin had made the terrible mistake to try to help her with her.. baking. afterward, he goes missing. Yang is distraught, and the hotel is in a frenzy.. though.. lightbulb seems calm about this.. and the food. Its.. different.
One by one, disappearances happen, and lightbulbs food tastes more..odd by the day.

..and it's yangs job to get to the bottom of this and find yin and the other contestants.. in one piece.

◇⚠️TRIGGER WARNINGS ⚠️ ◇

GORE
MURDER
CANNIBALISM (???)
SUGGESTIVE THEMES (minor lemon/lime?)
SHIPS.. ppl are just that sensitive.