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A Traveller's Guide to Daneshd'souzayuk by Hughbert Slit

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Renounced English explorer, Hughbert Slit brings you the exciting world of Daneshd'souzayuk! An upstart nation ran by a schizophrenic imbecile. 
This guide exists to inform potential tourists why coming to this strange land is a terrible idea!

(This is part of the Out of Order Parody series of Books, mocking the works of Stetson Eric Hardwick AKA Ahn Shinae. This book pokes fun at his serious publications, where he attempts to establish that his fictional nation of Demingukshinea is a real nation and has written a constitution for it as well as several legal documents that make no sense. This book serves to mock Not in Service due to the duplicitous actions of the author.)All Rights Reserved

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