The Pompous and The Prick
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Last published Wed, Jan 7, 2026
Is it too much to ask for Stolas and Blitzø to have a real relationship? Apparently so. Stolas manages to tell Blitzø that he wants something more, but fails to clarify that he wants something more WITH HIM. Blitzø takes it as a rejection, and their Moonlit night deals come to an end. Both hurt and heart broken, they take to dating apps to fill the void. I wonder who they might per chance meet as they try to find a rebound?
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