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PRISON MOVIE

Reads 316
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Parts 20
Time 52m

Reads 316
Votes 25
Parts 20
Time 52m

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A knockout parody comedy with a surprise twist! The story of two brothers who desperately wish to escape from prison. This correctional mockery is full of absurd humor and will make you laugh out loud!

Characters:

Michael and Lincoln are the Scofool brothers, both stuck in prison with seemingly no way out. 

Joan Govna is the warden of the prison. She prefers to be called "Govvvna."

Alfred "Green" Goondall is the elderly voice of reason among desperate inmates. 

Sarah Ravioli is a trans gender woman awaiting transfer to a women's prison. 

"Dirt Bag" is the worst convict, a cruel, vile,  cold criminal with an unusual southern accent.All Rights Reserved

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