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The Real Way To Get Guys

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LETTURE 119
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iamslimjimshady

dean esther fiction funny highschool humor iamslimjimshady loser read stereotypes teen

OMG! They way he struts his perfectly muscled leg. And if your like me, hiding in his bush in his yard, you can catch a glimpse of his toned abs. Wow! Now he's stretching! THAT'S SO HOT! Now he's flipping his caramel colored perfectly straightened hair. He is perfect.

Just kidding.

My name is Esther McFarland, and I am lacking in beauty, and am extremely fell nourished.

And I am about to show you the real way to get guys.

Staring with the bad boy/popular hottie/jerk face/jock that every girl wants.

Mr. Isaac Owens.Tutti i diritti riservati

dean esther fiction funny highschool humor iamslimjimshady loser read stereotypes teen

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occupied di deandraxwarner

Dearest Isaac, You broke me completely. You let me believe you loved me and you just left without a word. How could you do that to me? You were supposed to love me, yet you left me broken to lie alone and weep. You left me with no explanation of where it went wrong. You fucking shattered me and I can't even let go of the love I have for you. But I'll move on and I'll heal. And when you wake up one day and realize the mistake you made, you'll be the broken one while I thrive. All the fucking love, April. When April and Isaac meet, It's purely physical. Until it isn't. 18+ Sexual content and drug use. © Copyright 2025. All rights reserved. This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder. For permission, contact deandraxwarner on Wattpad.com.

Break My Heart di BrookeDittmar93

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Black & White di ali_cher

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The Bad Boy

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